What's the connection between Obama and Osama?

As a Senior we think crazy sometimes. But its healthy to laugh the experts say. So this is my first attempt at publishing a contemporary joke book.

Q. What's the connection between Obama and Osama?
A. Look carefully and you will see "bee ass"


My wife says, "Don't be too sophisticated with your jokes. They will only laugh when they wake up at 3am at night"
Me: "I guess I am a bloghead"


TRUE STORY
I asked my learned friend from Penang among us having tea at our favourite Kopi Tiam.
"If the people in Singapore like to Sing, what do the people in Penang like to do?"
My learned engineer and scholar friend blushed and said, "Good grief. I'll have to think about that one and let you know."

copyright: pun publishing people or ppp.